Fighting a Squirrel

i think i would cry

if i fought a small squirrel.

it’s not a fair fight.

 

even if it were a big one

it would be a pathetic

sight to see the furry thing

in boxing gloves, shorts and

a bizarre mouthguard in its mouth.

i would forfeit, throw in the towel.

 

the squirrel might go on to

win a world title.

i would be ok to fight the squirrel

at that stage.